'Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings'

7 years....

...and counting :)

Ok tak payah nak gelak sangat..tau la aku nerd kecik2 dulu =.="

Meme; since this blog is dying and in need of a post.

1. What are your current obsessions?


Blaine Anderson, Law & Order : SVU, Champions League, Characters-Turned-To-Chibi like this one ajshjqpxylsr xD

2. Which item from your wardrobe do you wear most often?

Uh well, my jeans..i guess? I was gonna say my underwear because that's the truth but that seems inappropriate...yep.my jeans.

3. Last dream you had?

Something about me doing boring chores..can't remember much. I once dreamed of being a yellow power ranger tho..

4. Last thing you bought?

 Yeo's Soy Milk.

5. What are you listening to?

Home - Phil Phillips

6. Embarrassed to admit?

I eat sloppy. One of my (male) friends once said to me, "you eat like a dog." U_U

7. Favourite holiday spots?

Tokyo. I'm in love with everything there. The people, the efficiency, the courtesy, and oh the food :L

8. Reading right now?

Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn and Please Look After Mother by Kyung Sook Shin. First one is so freakin good i don't know how I'm gonna finish it since I hate that lonely feeling whenever we finish a good book. Second one is just so heartbreaking  therefore I stopped reading it for a while to mend the heartache. But it's great. Both books are great :)

9. Four words to describe yourself.


Clumsy. Dramatic. Passionate. A Dreamer. 

10. Guilty pleasure?

Glee. I know the plot is so stupid sometimes but I still watch it because they cover songs. I know a lot of good songs because of Glee so yeah.

11. Who or what makes you laugh until you’re weak?

My friends (crazy people! there should be a mental ward just for you guys!) My sister,especially when we watch a very bad drama and joke about it. Dr. Sheldon Cooper. Steve Carell. Karl Pilkington.

12. Favourite spring thing to do?


Spring cleaning. (that's supposed to be a joke but nevermind =.=)

13. Planning to travel to next?

Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam. I honestly have no idea on what to do there besides shopping since my parents will be coming along and they LOVE shopping. yep i wrote that in capital. 

14. Best thing you ate or drank lately?


Ah Tong Konlou Mee from Penampang. Basically soy noodles with fried fish and this thick creamy broth thats so.. :L and Cheese Nan from Kapitan Restaurant, Penang.

15. When did you last get tipsy?


Last 2 months.....from cough syrup (what were you thinking?)

16. Favourite ever film?


500 Days of Summer.

17. Care to share some wisdom?


Do not do this meme on Sunday night at... *looks at clock* 1 AM so it's basically Monday morning...I'm so gonna get sleepy at work later @.@ 

18. Song you can’t get out of your head?

Survivor / I Will Survive - Glee Cast. I love song mashups ^^

19. Thing you are looking forward to?

Holiday and thing-i-could-not-mention-yet-but-i-am-so-looking-forward-to-it-if-it-really-comes-true :D

that awkward moment when you listen to a song and the lyrics match your life

i'm sorry in advance.

to whoever my heart belongs to in the future,


well..first off, thanks for being crazy enough to actually love me.

i'm sorry in advance for thinking about this guy before you so much.
once you come into my life, i'll forget everything about him.
but untill then, i have to have someone to remind me of you.

someone to teach me how we would be finding wrong people to find the right one.


cheers. to future.

creepy guy is creepy

Ok I should tell you up front yg ak crite ni bukan utk mengaibkan mana2 pihak or nak berlagak aku ni chanteknakmampospadahalmukekampungje. Its just a story that if you find a lesson learnt in it, it's good enough.

Semalam tiba-tiba dapat text dr org yg tak dikenali.

Mula2 excited sebab let's face it, aku jarang2 dpt text. mwahah. Bile bukak die cakap he's an acquaintance of my colleague dan die nak kenal dengan aku. i was like half "ok lah. nak kawan je kan. no harm in it kan?" and half "kesian plak." sbab aku mmg jenis yg x layan org sgt. kecuali kalau aku betul2 minat lah. prinsip aku, kalo x suke buat ape nak layan lebih2 dan bg harapan kan. if he gets it, he'll leave.plus, the colleague is a good friend and helper (even tho die pandai2 je kasi nombor aku kt stranger. huhuh)

So he was quite normal at 1st, then sampai this part:

Derp : Nak tgk gmbr awak boleh? send la mms...
Aku : er...perlu ke?
Derp : xde lah...saya ikhlas nak kenal dengan awak..terpulangla (giler ayat oxymoron)
Aku : kalau nak tgk add fb je lah.
Derp: sy xde fb...tak boleh ke nak tgk gmbr awk? sy dah send gmbr sy kt kawan sy tu utk awk

i was like D:< at this point of time. aku tak nak kasi jugak. tp lepas tu eh ade pulak fb. dah add tu boleh pulak die tny:

Derp : Saya nak download semua gmbr awak boleh?

waaaattttt? ko nak buat apa derp? mandrem?

pastu aku malas nak layan lebih2.

Derp: awk tak on9..?
Derp: sy tgh try nak upload pic sy..tak dpt..
Derp: dah tido ke?
Derp: nyte..
Derp: morning..
Derp: awk....tak balas pon msg sy..knp? sy ada buat salah ke?


Aku pon salah sbb layan mamat ni. ptt tros terang je ckp "bf saya askar.tinggi ade la dlm 6 kaki camtu kot." ok. itu pun tak bercakap benar =.="

just tell the guy the truth la, don't beat around the bush senang ceta.

to derp, sorry. next time try to refrain yourself from looking desperate. and asking to keep pictures of the girl is not the right way to compliment her. like seriously. don't. it's creepy like, really really creepy.

well at least to me.

Comments?

my first marathon.

Ingin diingatkan bahawa tajuk post hanyalah propaganda semata-mata. xde maknanye aku nak join the marathon betol2 yang jarak lariannya ialah 42.2 km...nak mampos? ko kasik aku seribu pun ak tak nak larik..

aku ekceli masuk 2 km fun run jerk..tu pun jenuh la dipujuk...last2 setuju masuk sbb ade free pasta party..keji kan? huhuhu.

malam2 sebelum lari tu tdo x lena..sebab pike cam "ish,jauh jugak 2 km tuh..pastu camne kalo suma set2 terer...giler memalukan..ish.." siap ukur 2km pkai meter keta kwn aku..hahaha...giler jaoo.. :0 <- inilah mindset bila anda kurang x penah bersenam.

Ari marathon tu dah la awal giler. kul 5.15 dah bangun mandi sebab larik jam 6.15...sebab kuar lmbt sket, jalan dah kena block,so kena lalu jalan lain. punyalah on the dot smpai tmpt permulaan..sempat snap 2 gmbr pastu tros bunyik pistol.lol.

maka bermula lah marathon tersebut..aku ngan sorang kwn larik bersama-sama..




dan kami telah dipintas dengan tragis sekali...



tapi ghupenye x jauh mana pun dr stadium...smpai roundabout patah balik (aku x reti lukis roundabout.shadap) lerh...rugi je aku save tenaga igtkan jauh lagi..rupanya dekat jerk... (ceh.dah abes ckp besar lak)

makanya smpai jugaklah walaupun antara yg terlast...org yg amek marathon 21.2 km pon smpai dulu dr kitorang. lol.

it was a great experience,the marathon. selain dr msk utk charity dan kesihatan, dpt jugak berjumpa ramai org..ada org dr jepun yg siap pkai kimono lari marathon. hahahaha.


p/s: aku dah tgk fast five. best! even tho aku xde la tgk setiap series f & f,aku rasa yg ni paling best! dan smlm dah nmpk poster nur kasih the movie~ woot woot~ can't wait~

confrem.

apekah ini?? adekah surat cinta dr peminat misterious? (oh dah sah2 la bukan), mahupun surat saman ekor? (kete duk semenanjung kot..) ataupun surat pemberitahuan kemenangan peraduan teka kacang?

oh tidak. rupa-rupanya surat confrem keje. pergh. x sangke dah 6 bulan aku keje. dah 6 bulan jugak emosi turun naik. 6 bulan jugaklah aku dah kat sabah. pejam celik, tup tup dah setengah taun...fuh..

dah 6 bulan baru nak get used to the environment..and i must say, i'm starting to fall in love with this place.. :) well, i'm still annoyed sometimes bile tbe2 rse nak makan gardenia or craving for Subway..or wanting to go to theatre outing..or bile geng2 cite nak buat gathering..lol..but there's pros and cons in everything..we'll just have to think of the pros and look pass the cons..

k dah la bebel sket2. mlm ni ucl nite~ (or shud i say early morning? =.=) moga2 terbangun...<- x ley blah...kalo bangun sembahyang tahajud ke xpe gak..ni gigih nak bgn tgk bola (-___-")

oleh karena boss tiada di opis ini,kita sudahi post dengan gmbr bajet comel yg diambil tanpa segan silu di cubicle..kalo org lalu tadi mesti dah buat muke

tembam? k fine.

urgent requirement.

....abeh aku xyah ade life? :D

one of those days.

aaahhh...nothing feels as great as sipping a cup of coffee to freshen up your morning,huh?

you see, my day had started all wonderful..probably coz i had a good sleep the night before (thanks Saf! :D) and was hanging out at one of my most favorite hanging out spots..not just any mcD restaurant..it's mcD ampang park. lol. that place has the same effect to me as what Mclarens had on Ted Mosby and his gang =)

ok. back to the story. 'lepak'ing at mcD ampang with saf till about 10.30..then i went straight to kl sentral to catch klia express. all the way to lcct, i was enjoying my view..like i was in some kind of a trip (owh,forgot to mention. went to s'pore before that. sort of 'hurmm' kind of trip since s'porean are not-so-surprisingly, not-so-friendly. meh) arrived at lcct @ around 12.30.

and of course, the gate had closed. stupid enough, i did not checked in beforehand. was mumbling "oh sheet!" in front of the counter and flailing like mad till i got my composure back.

That mistake costs me 500 bucks. T____T

So dear friends, the moral of the story is that; if you don't have a private jet, make an effort to buy one so that instead of you waiting for the plane..the plane waits for you.

lol.

when you start to work, you'll find out that...

$ Weekends and holidays are heaven-sent
Still, the best kind of holiday is the one that we don't apply for. eg: your country won suzuki cup..or your office burned down, so u got a whole week of holiday. lol.


$ You start to develop few sets of unexpected skills; eg : cheating,kissing a*s, etc.
Don't worry about learning these skills so much; just watch real-life examples from your colleagues.


$ You'll start to hate your alarm clock. very very much.
The alarm clock song will be the most disgusting sound you've ever heard.


$ Acronyms are being used very frequently
eg : CYA -> my boss taught me this. find out from your boss. lol.


$ Personal matters fall under second priority
Even the tiniest little things, like paying the bills; because of some big contracts your boss keep nagging you about


$ Studying is so much easier
In college, you wake up at 10, sit in the class without even listening to what the lecturer said; and still can pass the exam. try to do that now;come to work at 10;sit in the meeting and yawn every 4 seconds.....


$ You'll be reminded on how incompetent you are. again and again.
There are workshops, trainings, and all sorts of self improvement classes;makes you wonder, "Am I ever gonna get better?"


$ This will be your life motto..

tak nak mencarut tapi tercarut jugak.

Dulu2; tensen dengan tenet UTP.
skarang; tensen dengan broadband. aaaaaa. camna nak maju 2020 kalau tenet macam %#%^.....belah2 jepun,korea nun laju nak mamp kot tenet drng.....kita broadband tahap cikai pun hampeh. nak load satu web mau pat ploh kali cabut modem baru buleh connect...and to think that i pay 50 freaking ringgit for this crappy broadband...grrrrr

Neway, kat opis petang tadi dalam pukul 5 camtu la, aku pandang kiri-kanan. aik. sunyi sepi. pi mintak sain boss; pastu dier cakap "eh ko apsal x balik lagi nih? gi2 balik." oh halau la pulak. salu kalau nak bawak batal tido kat opis pun die x keysah. sebab semua dah balik, aku pun ape lagi cau lah. xkan nak bermelodrama dalam opis duk sorang2 kan. dalam pada itu aku terpike la apsal derang ni balik awal. oh...bola la harini. patut lahh. game lagi 3 jam awal2 dah balik rumah. gaya macam nak main skali kul 8 kang. lol.

Kul 8 langut tgk berganti-ganti dengan antm15. agak2 commentator tu dah melalut-lalut dan annoying sket,tuka star world. kalau gol xpe, aku akan tau sebab ada 2-3 aweks kat sebelah rumah tgk bola. korang tau kan camne kalo pompuan tgk bola. haha. <- gaya mcm aku bkn pompuan je. dia punya high pitch jerit dgr satu blok kot. so tau la maknanya tu dah gol. maka tuka tv1 tgk ulang tayang. haha.

Kepada Malaysia,tahniah diucapkan. mungkin 2022 kita boleh masuk world cup? ok terlalu awal nak puji melambung. but still, i'm proud tonight :D

asek2 muka ko je yang update blog.

hai semua.

bertemu lagi dalam blog post terbaru aku.
baru balik dari one week of hella fun time hoyeah hoyeahh~ <- i love holidays if u haven't notice; especially unplanned,loooong holiday..hahahaha

last wik pegi training kat kl;training camne? ok jerk. boring seperti besa lah. nama pun training.
tapi best sebab dapat jumpa geng2 se'lagha'an di zaman remaja kat utp (sekarang pun masih remaja. at heart.)

bersama-sama; gunung pun didaki (bukit broga je pun); lautan ditempuhi (tasik putrajaya.kiki); dan keramaian manusia di bukit bintang juga kami berjaya lalui. pergh. buleh sambung buat lirik lagu ni.

tengs jugak kat kawan2 yg sudi meluangkan masa berjumpa dgn aku. terharu siot.
anyway, lepas ni aku plan nak turun KL dgn lebih kerap. korang kena la layan aku lagi =P

...kalau lah boss kasik cuti tiap2 bulan seminggu camni best gilak <- tapi x best bila balik2 ada 100 mail dalam inbox. pastu meja bertimbun. zzzz.


p/s: 2011 akan menjelma beberapa hari lagi. apa azam anda2 semua? azam aku adalah utk menetapkan matlamat. i know what i want and i'll go for it when the time is right ;)

ada orang kata

..suara aku macam suara fasha sandha.






.....damn.

selepas ini sila jangan ajak aku karok lagi.
aku telah beralih ke bidang tarian.

bercakap tentang tarian, aku suka giler video ni:

happy world toilet day.

lol... aku pun xtau ada hari sebegini rupa sehingga pagi tadi..sebab dengar2 HOT.fm derang cakap harini hari tandas sedunia..siap ada Persatuan Tandas..

... :O

Maka aku pun berfikir lah apa agaknya patut kita buat di hari tandas ini..Mungkinkah kita patut membersihkan toilet memasing dengan lebih beriya-iya...x pun mungkin di negara kelahiran hari tandas, derang buat pertandingan "Siapa Memflush Toilet Paling Cepat"..hadiahnya mungkin toilet seat...atau mungkin juga mereka...er..mungkin tidak begitu appropriate untuk disebutkan di sini..(hoi berapa banyak mungkin da)

Memandangkan hari ini HTS (hari tandas sedunia),maka nak tulis lah sikit pasal toilet dan rakyat malaysia...selalunya lah, kalau aku kena travel jauh2 sket..contohnya pegi Kangaq ke Kelumpo, aku mula concern pasal satu benda nih..yakni kebersihan toilet.....macam dah buleh agak ke'horror'an yang bakal berlaku tatkala aku membukak pintu toilet..dengan basah la,hanching la, yang x flush pun berlambak....ishhh....nak kata flush tu rosak x pulak, aku tarik buleh je..ke memang ade spesis yg nak org tolong flushkan....tolong lah...t**k korang t/jawab korang la weh...

Dah tu ada pulak lah yang conteng2 nama ngan nomboq tepun di pintu2...it used to be quite funny ekceli sebab siap dengan ayat memujuk rayu...tapi skang aku cam nyampah plak..motip nak tulis kat situ? aku tengok selalu iklan mempromot diri...tapi masalahnya tu toilet LADIES so what's the point ko nak tulis nomboq tepun kalo orang2 yg tgk tu sespesies ngan ko..kok ye pun gi la conteng toilet LELAKI...x pun pi la sms ON CINTA D:

makanya, aku rasa hari toilet sedunia ni patut diadakan secara besar-besaran di Malaysia.. educate sket orang2 kurang tatasusila ni..kalo ikut aku senang je.....sapa x flush toilet....kite karan dier!!!!! (sila tengok buli balik jika korang masih x paham yang aku sedang cuba buat lawak.. :D)


ROFL...don't you just love engrish? xD

tiket itu membunuhku.

D':

tiket air asia balik raya cina gila mahal! tiket raya puasa taun depan habes teros..apahal orang ramai2 nak balik time raya nih. duk diam2 dalam umah tgk tibi x buleh ke...tgk tiket dah melambung tinggi...kalah ron 97..camni balik time pesta menuai je la aku.. =(

walau bagaimanapun <- adik2 yg mengambil PMR and SPM Bahasa Malaysia,sila pastikan walau dan bagaimanapun tidak bersambung ye (see see kat kk pun still nak kuar perangai munshi aku) jika korang nak bercuti dalam waktu yang tidak berapa dekat ni...say,july 2011 onwards..boleh lah pergi ke laman web ini untuk maklumat lanjut...tony fernandez, sila kreditkan komisen ke akaun saya ye...tqvm.

dalam perkembangan lain.. (ala2 berita tv9), aku rasa cam nak demam arini...in fact aku mmg dah demam pun..so senang crita arini pas telan panadol mmg duduk di bawah flubby (flubby = fluffy + blanket) dan golek2 sampai tertido...moga aku cepat sembuh..


apekah,sendiri announce sendiri wish kat diri sendiri...zzz

oh anuar zain.

suka giler ah lagu ni bila 1st time dengar anuar zain nyanyi masa raya. harvey malaiholo nye version best jugak :D



agak-agak kalo aku nak suh beliau nyanyi lagu ni tiap2 malam sblm aku tido; brapa juta aku kena bayar? huhuh.

p/s: sedang mencari kedai yg customized t-shirt sebab nak buat t-shirt i <3 NR (korang agak2 NR tu mende? haha)


...gedik kan?

monday reds.

sebab aku suka merah.

tapi apsal skang baju aku banyak biru dr merah. beg pun skarang dah x merah. aku perasan baju kerja pun banyak yg biru. adakah ciri2 kemerah-merahan sudah bertukar menjadi kebiru-biruan? tapi aku x suka pun biru. macam aku beli benda kaler pink, x semestinya aku suka pink. aku just tengok benda pink cam lawa,so beli la. tu kira aku minat pink kah? adakah benda sama diapply kepada warna biru? kekonpiusan D:

tengs kat semua yg tanya kabar aku di perantauan. aku baik2 sahaja. di luar. di dalam wallahualam. anyway,bottom line...sok isnin. hari paling x best kalangan umat manusia bernama pekerja =(

p/s: bilik aku dah macam pusat kawalan trafik udara. kapal terbang lalu lalang ada la dlm doploh kali sehari. zzz.

dendang perantau.

kangaq > bangi > utp > ipoh > kl > kk

all in less than a month
bila mau balik ke rumah ni? kangaq i miss u.. (T_____T)

kawin memang best; lagi best kalo kawin orang kaya.

pergh. gila best la kalo dpt majlis kawin camni:



(ye aku tau aku memang lembap ayam. nama je budak IT tapi buta teknologi...,orang len dah berkurun tgk aku baru nak menggedik google)

korang nak cakap aku pisau cukur ke, gilette max ke pebenda..aku tatap akan menyokong pernyataan di atas. cuba tanya mana2 pompuan pun..

"Bagaimanakah agaknya wedding yang anda inginkan?"

tidaklah sama sekali beliau akan menjawab;

"I kalau boleh nak wedding bese2 je...pelamin suma xnak lah,nnt kang belanja besar..takat akad nikah pun cukup...mekap pun biar I tempek sendiri...upah mak andam mahal..baju pun nnt I alter baju kawin 60-an mak I je la..."

Oh tidak. pompuan sekarang memang materialistik. full stop. memang xyah nak argue2 dah. tmbh2 kalo bab kawin. tgk rate mas kawin da la. dah mcm no plet keta; 44444, 99999, 33333 dan lain2. jadi bagi para2 jejaka di luar sana, dengarlah suara hati kaum perempuan. korang x perlu hensem gila seperti Henry Golding, cukuplah sekadar memiliki 2 buah kereta merah cap kuda hitam dan beberapa convertibles. Tidak perlu menyusun ayat cinta sehebat Usman Awang, cukuplah setakat memflashkan kad kredit platinum tatkala membayar barangan runcit,hatta sehelai tuala Good Morning sekalipun. orang selalu cakap pompuan ni susah nak paham...tapi sebenarnya kami hanya ada suatu benda dalam kepala.....

......"nanti kawin sok aku nak kasut jimmy choo barang sepasang dua..."

er. itu mungkin suara hati aku je kot.



p/s: esok konvo. mixed feelings.

news update.

I got an offer in Carigali PETRONAS. Was excited to receive a letter from them at first, and then my mom informed me that it's in Kota Kinabalu. Then I got anxious, scared, angry, and all the negative feelings I could possibly feel. KK sounds too far away, and I hate being far away from all the people that I know, especially my family D:

For the past few days, I've been praying hard to Allah to help me find the right path. Should I or should I not accept the offer. And I think I got the answer already.

I'm going to KK.

I believe that He knows what's best for me. And I know that as long as I keep having faith with Allah, I will be save in anywhere in the world, InsyaAllah ;)

That reminds me..I watched this food channel the other day. The commentator (or eater in this case. lol) said that a Chinese porridge feast is similar to life. The plain porridge is the constant. We need to have this in life no matter what or we will be starving (in life; I translate this constant to faith in God) and then, there are other side dishes in which he called them the 'colorful distraction' like nchovies, salty veges, etc. Sometimes we need them, sometimes we don't. They create different flavors and usually, if we have too much of these, it will ruin the porridge itself. In life, the colorful distractions might be translated into money, positions, and other exciting entities. We need them, yes but at times; we shouldn't be greedy or they will distract the entire course of our life.

We should always have the constant and a lil bit of colorful side dishes here and there..because then, life won't be as hard as we usually think of ;)