13.1.11

susahnya jadi perdana menteri..

..........tambah2 bila ko ada akaun Twitter.... XD

Some of the wackiest questions that Malaysians asked to PM....


10. @haisuhaimi - #tanyanajib @NajibRazak Kenapa pensyarah saya batalkan kelas saya pada hari ini?

9. @dayzeydoo - #tanyanajib Are you related to the Cullens?

8. @Hairul_Rahman - Which is sexier, red or black heels? #tanyanajib

7. @kalash_s - @najibrazak siapa lagi hansem? Justin Bieber atau Kanye West? #tanyanajib

6. @chapree - @NajibRazak Boss saya beli jaket Nike SB kat Vegas. Saya jeles. Patutkah saya ninja jaket itu drp dia? #tanyanajib

5. @azlanR - #tanyanajib agak2 saya boleh jadi pm tak ?

4. @wjazairi - #tanyanajib dragonball ade berapa biji?

3. @luc_sohow - #tanyanajib: can you please deny Justin Bieber's visa for March.

2. @kalash_s - @najibrazak nak nombor talipon? #tanyanajib nak main miscal :)

1. @AidaSue - #tanyanajib Datuk pakai lipgloss jenama apa? (harap2lah maybelline) (.___.) And datuk prefer siapa, @KimKardashian or @PamelaAnderson?


Motip nak tnye pasal lip gloss??? hahahahahaha...gilerrr. xtau la intentionally derang nak buat lawak atau mmg betol2 seryes nak tanye...haha...but i doubt it....saje boring2 kot..
susah jugak jadi pm ye....pening kepala nak run the govt x abes, satgi rakyat pulak pi tanya soklan bodo.....hahahaha.tapi maybe bagos untuk kurangkan stress 8)



p/s: post ini tiada kena mengena dengan fahaman politik. sila jangan kaitkan saya dengan mana2 parti ye :)

11.1.11

vampire berbulukan hamster.

Ohohoho...encik Keane telah mentag aku di belog beliau dalam contest 'candid itu cun laa'..walopun tarikh tutup dah tamat, aku pike2 buat je lah...lagipon dah lama x maen tag2 ni..hehe..makanya aku pun korek la segala fail2 lama yang dah berhabuk...carik gambar candid....perghhh susah giler nak carik satu gambar candid dowh....sebab aku tangkap gambar candid ke x candid ke, sure lawa.OK xdak kena mengena dan sudah sah2 menipu selalu mmg dah plan awal2 nak tangkap gambar; nak senyum senget belah mana, pose apa nak pakai, angle 'kok' mana yang lagi cun...so amatlah kurang jumlah gambar candid yang ada dalam simpanan...gali punya gali...terjumpa lah gambar makhluk Allah ni haaa..

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tada!! nampak tak kaki ngan tangan chumel beliau?? ahahahah...ni hamster cik Rahmah...nama beliau Bedah....eh i mean Bella....yes yes...mcm dalam cite Twilight tu...pasangan beliau pula bernama Edward...ya btol...mcm Edward vampire tuh...gediks hokey nama meka~ sape tah bagi :P

Buh dialog sket......

Bella : Okey Edward dah takde....line clear.....x yah kontrol cun dah....kroihhhhhhhhhhh kroihhhhhhhhhh~!!

Edward (tiada dalam gambar) : Omaigoddd!!! Ini Bella yang sebenar-benarnyaaa...??? tipah tertipuu D:

Jacob (juga tiada dalam gambar) : uhuhuhuhuuu...naseb aku tak dapat ^^;v




p/s : aku x layan Twilight aa..just tau nama character dia je :P

6.1.11

when you start to work, you'll find out that...

$ Weekends and holidays are heaven-sent
Still, the best kind of holiday is the one that we don't apply for. eg: your country won suzuki cup..or your office burned down, so u got a whole week of holiday. lol.


$ You start to develop few sets of unexpected skills; eg : cheating,kissing a*s, etc.
Don't worry about learning these skills so much; just watch real-life examples from your colleagues.


$ You'll start to hate your alarm clock. very very much.
The alarm clock song will be the most disgusting sound you've ever heard.


$ Acronyms are being used very frequently
eg : CYA -> my boss taught me this. find out from your boss. lol.


$ Personal matters fall under second priority
Even the tiniest little things, like paying the bills; because of some big contracts your boss keep nagging you about


$ Studying is so much easier
In college, you wake up at 10, sit in the class without even listening to what the lecturer said; and still can pass the exam. try to do that now;come to work at 10;sit in the meeting and yawn every 4 seconds.....


$ You'll be reminded on how incompetent you are. again and again.
There are workshops, trainings, and all sorts of self improvement classes;makes you wonder, "Am I ever gonna get better?"


$ This will be your life motto..