How To Be Instantly Famous On The Net

It is not really difficult to achieve, really. all you gotta have is internet (duh) and courage. and a lil bit of bat shit craziness..

1. Register to Twitter. Make an outrageous comment on something/someone famous. Extra point for being racist/facist/sexist eg : "People got killed in Boston Marathon? Who cares? Lots of people die everyday!" #BostonMarathon
it's important to add trending hashtag to your comment so that people could bash you afterwards. Act nonchalant. That makes you even more famous.

2. Log on to Facebook and update your profile picture. Heavy makeup with duck face is a must. extra point for showing off your bewbs, ladies. approve everyone who requested to be your friends and don't forget to reply to their comments with cute ,bubbly words.

3. Go to Youtube and upload a video of you (heavily madeup,always) lip-syncing to any famous,latest song right now. make sure you remember all the lyrics and dance/pose as seductively as possible.

4. Make a keek account. Post anything and everything there. Make sure to always maintain the cute expression.

5. Threaten to kill yourself on the net. people will share your video in seconds!

Off to your star studded life! you're someone now! :D

p/s: uh please know that I'm joking. you're really bat-shit crazy if you take this seriously...

Ho Chi Minh City Trip! Hari 1

Must. Write. Something.

Bulan lepas aku dengan mak, ayah plus kawan mak aku pegi Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh,Vietnam
Aku dah lama beli tiket time sale air asia so 4 orang dapat rm700 kot. again, tenkiu airasia~

Kitorang sampai Tan Son Nhat Airport dalam pukul 2 waktu tempatan tak silap. Boleh tahan senang jugak nak masuk HCMC, tak mcm Bandung la kena isi borang declaration bagai. keluar2 airport nak carik teksi..mak aih..awat ramai sangat kanak2 ribena ni..semua dok pegang sepanduk,kadbod bagai..sah la ada retis nak datang (...akukah retis tersebut?) dari pukul berapa depa duk melangut tak tau la.

Turned out yang nak datang tu super junior baq hang..dapat la tgk retis kpop in person (er maksud aku dalam van)

Untuk teksi, keluar airport terus menghala ke kiri. tip 1 : tip ni penting. baca kat mana-mana blog pun akan ada tip ni yakni kalau nak ambik teksi, yang boleh dipercayai ialah teksi vinasun (kaler putih macam dalam gambar) dengan mai linh (hijau) untuk tidak ditipu. tidak pasti kesohihan cerita ini, tapi takkan aku nak try2 pegi ambik teksi lain plak kan...sebagai langkah keselamatan, ikut je tip ini.

Lepas tu check in hotel. kami ambik Hotel Lan Lan 2 sebab baca good review kat blog (tip 2: selalu2 lah baca blog travel sebelum travel untuk tau hotel mana yang best, provide makanan halal, etc.) not bad la hotel ni, kat HCMC ni rata-rata aku tgk hotel berlambak..especially kat belah ben thanh..try carik kat sepanjang Nguyen An Nihn street..ada jugak hostel2 untuk backpackers tapi kalau kome2 bawak femily, idok le sesuai sebab jauh bebenor dengan pasar Ben Thanh..Ben Thanh ni ialah syurga membeli-belah di kalangan makcik2 sebab depa jual kain, barangan lakuer, telekung, baju kurung, bla3 semua dengan harga murah. murah di sini adalah contohnya kain english cotton ko boleh dapat dalam rm20 sepasang..sepasang ye bukan semeter..sebab tu la HCMC ni seswai kalau hampa nak bawak femily...mak2 terutamanya....mak aku siap suruh beli tiket flight lagi padahal time tu kat HCMC lagi, boleh?..haha..tu siang. kalau malam ada pasar malam pulak, lagi la murah. 4 malam kat sini, tiap2 malam pegi pasar malam. haha.

Sebab hari pertama sampai petang, so takde apa sangat la kecuali pegi pasar malam ben thanh. hari tu jugak kami book tour package untuk city tour dengan Mekong River Tour (seorang USD9 untuk 2 tour)

Hari kedua, pi jalan-jalan sekitar HCMC. (tip 3: kalau dengan kawan2, aku rasa korang boleh jalan kaki je sebab tempat2 dia tak jauh mana pun but make sure ada bawak peta dan jaga barang2 korang. tapi kalau dengan family, dinasehatkan ambik la tour ye) mula2 pergi war remnants museum..tempat ni aku rasa wajib pegi kalau kat HCMC. worth it bayar 15,000 VND sebab cool giler kat kat luar muzium ada keta kebal, machine gun, heli, dengan kapal terbang vintage ala2 zaman pearl harbour....semua milik tentera US (just imagine teknologi dia ada masa tu pun dah hebat..skang lagi la kan..tsk) lagi satu ko boleh tgk gambar2 masa perang, siap ada replika penjara dengan guillotine bagai..seram siot (fakta: antara cara penyeksaan kpd banduan2 adalah masukkan air sabun sampai kembung lepas tu pijak perut.. D: *gulp*) keluar je terus rasa insap...terus rasa macam Malaysia best gilerrr sebab aman damai...huhuhu i love Malaysia! #tibah

 

Lepas tu depa bawak pi rasa kopi vietnam kat kedai mana tah..one thing aku perasan kalau ikut tour, derang selalu stop tempat yang derang jual barang2..kopi lah, biskut lah, macam2 lah. xpe la derang pun susah kan..ikut korang la nak beli ke tidak. tapi kopi vietnam best! serius! aku tak suka minum kopi tapi kopi vietnam memang best! cubalah hari ini! (tip 4 : ni nak jadi ustazah sat..kalau beli kopi tu tengok2 la label ye..fatwa dah ckp xleyh makan kopi luwak jadi kalau peket ada gambaq musang jangan beli..haipp jangan! letak balik!)

Pastu shopping lagi..kali ni kat Cho Ben Tay kat Chinatown..kain2 dia lagi murah dari kat Ben Thanh! so kalau nak beli banyak2 harus pegi tempat ni...diingatkan jaga beg tangan anda dari diragut..

Kedai membuat barangan lakuer..bla3 depa terang camna buat bla3..pastu tengok kat dalam..boleh tahan lawa gak..tapi tak leyh ambik gambar..hek ele kerek...terus tak jadi nak beli apa2 kat sini..

Pastu pegi temple mana tah...bese2 je temple tu aku pon tak paham pasaipa depa bawak..saja nak isi masa lapang kot.. Lunch kitorang kena jalan kaki sendiri cari makanan halal sebab bas berenti tempat tak halal...sob..tak patut..so kalau korang dpt cari tour yang halal lagi ok..tak payah susah2 kena carik sendiri pulak tempat makan..zzz

Then gerak ke Reunification Palace..basically tempat ni dulu istana presiden ke camtu la..then presiden tu kena bunuh..then bla3..then bila pihak jahat dengan pihak baik berbaik, depa buat meeting kat sini..pastu aku tertido dalam bas time tour guide terangkan..haha.

Next stop, Notre dame Church...boleh tahan lawa gereja ni sebab material dia dari perancis...patut la nampak lain bebenor dengan bangunan lain..boleh la berlagak macam dah pernah pegi Paris kat sini..haha

Then last stop yakni Post Office..hek eleeee pegi jauh beribu batu nak gi pos opis jeee..amendeee..eh post office dia lawa la...classic sangat..aku suka!

Owh satu lagi ni bangunan cantik tapi tengah tutup sebab renovation. ni aku tak pasni bangunan apa sebab sekali lg aku tertidoq time guide bgtau. google lah. haha.

Dah la sikit2. esok aku sambung hari ke-2 ye. kalau rajin la. kalau tak rajin bulan depan aku sambung..

Tokyo Hari 4 : Asakusa + Odaiba

Terlebih dahulu haruslah saya meminta maaf kerana tidak begitu istiqomah dalam menghapdet blog berkenaan lawatan ke Tokyo (er ada orang baca ke?) bukan apa..aku malas nak menunggu gambar load ni ha..lambat bebenor. ..sempena PRU ke-13 yang bakal menjelang ni, moleklah kiranya pihak2 yang melaungkan manifesto tu masukkan sekali pasal internet..malu wei malu...dah 2013 ni still kena bengang2 hentak kaki pasal internet apa kes..orang dah pakai google glass wei..kamon la...

Berbalik kepada tujuan asal, hari ke 4 kitorang gi Asakusa. yang femes kat sini ialah pasar dia yang dipanggil Nakamise Dori. kat hujung pasar tu ada Sensouji temple yang juga popular di kalangan tourists. Asakusa ni kiranya macam old Tokyo la, sebab dia masih kekalkan oldies vibe contohnya bangunan. Kalau nak beli cenderahati bawak balik kampung, moleklah beli kat sini. nak kata murah,tak murah sangat la..duit mesia tuka yen paham2 la ye..

Nakamise Dori ada macam2 la jugak..dari souvenirs, yukata, makanan..bla3..

 

Kitorang terjumpa pasangan baru kawin kat sini..sebuk2 cakap "omedetou!" kat derang gak..lambai2 kat derang mcm jumpa retis kat karpet merah. haha

 

Sensouji Temple. Harus pergi tempat ni kalau pergi Tokyo. Harus je la..tak wajib.. *gelak kat lawak sendiri*

Next up is..Odaiba! Odaiba ni ialah man made island yang popular untuk shopping dan berlibur (lama tak dengar orang sebut libur) One of my fav places in Tokyo! :D

Untuk ke sana, kami naik menatang ni ha..nama beliau hotaluna..dari asakusa jalan sikit ke jeti lepas tu beli tiket asakusa-odaiba. tip : make sure korang cek schedule bot ke odaiba sebab dia ikut jadual..sampai petang je tak silap.

The view was sooo beautiful! memang worth it beli tiket bot. korang boleh ke odaiba dengan train jugak tapi kalau nak lagi best try dua2.

Yang tinggi tu Skytree. And the building with that weird golden thing is actually Asahi bulding..ala Asahi yang buat beer tuh..tu laa tonggang je tapi tak tau namaa..so if you want your building to be famous, build it with weird structure like this one..

Dalam cruise ni kami jumpa makcik2 yang sangat sporting..walaupun derang x bape pandai english dan kami tak bape pandai japanese..tapi gelak2 mcm paham je semua benda. pastu aku cakap "Titanic! then derang buat betol2! haha so cute la makcik!

Odaiba! nampak bangunan pelik dengan bola bulat tu? tu ialah bangunan Fuji TV. macam2 depa ni..lepas ni boleh la kita buat bangunan bentuk satay ke pulak..

Aik macam mana aku tiba2 ada kat US plak ni? haha. masih di Odaiba tapi ni replica statue of liberty yang mcm kat Liberty island tu..

 

Yang paling eksaited pasal nak pegi Odaiba ni ialah sebab nak tengok Gundam! life size oo. siap ada persembahan. ni pun korang kena cek schedule dia. malam pun ada show gak. Yang ni kat depan Aquacity.

 

Last but not least, kitorang melawat Toyota Mega Web. Jalan depan sikit dari tempat Gundam. Basically tempat ni macam show room la tapi besar gila. siap ada tempat test drive. Sebelah mega web tu ada Venus Fort mall. tempat tu pun lawa gak tapi kamera aku dah abeh bateri..camwhore tak ingat T.T 

 

Last day kitorang sesat. boleh? hahaha. konon tau nak pegi imperial palace..sekali jalan punya la jauh. till next time!

our universe is too complicated.

1. in our universe:


A : *posts picture* i look horrible!

B : nah. you look fantastic,babe :)

C : you're pretty dear!

D : cute! :D

A : nah...you guys are just cheering me up. thanks tho! :)

E : beautiful as always!

F : if by "horrible" u mean "pretty" then yes!

in parallel universe:

A : i'm beautiful.

B : you're beautiful.

A : k tq.

2. in our universe:

A : where do you wanna eat?

B : I don't mind anywhere. you pick.

A : no i already picked yesterday. your turn.

B : I really have no preference.

A : C?

C : I don't mind anywhere.

A : ok then. Place W?

B&C : we went there last week.

A : ..so where do you wanna eat?

B&C : your choice

in parallel universe:

A : Place Z?

B : sure.

3. in our universe:


A : *likes B* 'Please tell me you like me. I don't want to make first move'
B : *likes A* 'Please tell me you like me. I don't want to make first move'
A & B : *makes no move*

in parallel universe :

A : i like you.

B : cool. i like you too.


..easier innit?

Meme; since this blog is dying and in need of a post.

1. What are your current obsessions?


Blaine Anderson, Law & Order : SVU, Champions League, Characters-Turned-To-Chibi like this one ajshjqpxylsr xD

2. Which item from your wardrobe do you wear most often?

Uh well, my jeans..i guess? I was gonna say my underwear because that's the truth but that seems inappropriate...yep.my jeans.

3. Last dream you had?

Something about me doing boring chores..can't remember much. I once dreamed of being a yellow power ranger tho..

4. Last thing you bought?

 Yeo's Soy Milk.

5. What are you listening to?

Home - Phil Phillips

6. Embarrassed to admit?

I eat sloppy. One of my (male) friends once said to me, "you eat like a dog." U_U

7. Favourite holiday spots?

Tokyo. I'm in love with everything there. The people, the efficiency, the courtesy, and oh the food :L

8. Reading right now?

Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn and Please Look After Mother by Kyung Sook Shin. First one is so freakin good i don't know how I'm gonna finish it since I hate that lonely feeling whenever we finish a good book. Second one is just so heartbreaking  therefore I stopped reading it for a while to mend the heartache. But it's great. Both books are great :)

9. Four words to describe yourself.


Clumsy. Dramatic. Passionate. A Dreamer. 

10. Guilty pleasure?

Glee. I know the plot is so stupid sometimes but I still watch it because they cover songs. I know a lot of good songs because of Glee so yeah.

11. Who or what makes you laugh until you’re weak?

My friends (crazy people! there should be a mental ward just for you guys!) My sister,especially when we watch a very bad drama and joke about it. Dr. Sheldon Cooper. Steve Carell. Karl Pilkington.

12. Favourite spring thing to do?


Spring cleaning. (that's supposed to be a joke but nevermind =.=)

13. Planning to travel to next?

Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam. I honestly have no idea on what to do there besides shopping since my parents will be coming along and they LOVE shopping. yep i wrote that in capital. 

14. Best thing you ate or drank lately?


Ah Tong Konlou Mee from Penampang. Basically soy noodles with fried fish and this thick creamy broth thats so.. :L and Cheese Nan from Kapitan Restaurant, Penang.

15. When did you last get tipsy?


Last 2 months.....from cough syrup (what were you thinking?)

16. Favourite ever film?


500 Days of Summer.

17. Care to share some wisdom?


Do not do this meme on Sunday night at... *looks at clock* 1 AM so it's basically Monday morning...I'm so gonna get sleepy at work later @.@ 

18. Song you can’t get out of your head?

Survivor / I Will Survive - Glee Cast. I love song mashups ^^

19. Thing you are looking forward to?

Holiday and thing-i-could-not-mention-yet-but-i-am-so-looking-forward-to-it-if-it-really-comes-true :D

Apparently being single female at 25 is an alarming situation

It’s funny how people actually care about my love life more than me. Even my family, the ones that I thought had been cool and composed about the fact that I’m single for 25 years is lecturing me about finding “the one”. Well it’s not like I don’t give it a thought at all. Of course I want to have a relationship with someone, someday. But it’s not something that I prioritize at the moment. I want to travel to Europe,watch a live football match at least once, learn, read more books, see more movies, smell more flowers and understand life by myself. Of course one would argue that I’m already 25 and if I don’t start now, then when? Idk people. If only it’s as easy as picking out pomegranate at Giant. We’re talking about thousands of pomegranate here and I’ll be spending the rest of my life with the pomegranate that I have chosen. Sure, some of my friends are already married, have children and few are getting married, but that doesn’t mean that I have to jump at the next man I find attractive and propose to him,right? I have to know him well enough, his interests, hobbies, what he dislikes, blah3 and that takes commitment. A commitment that I don’t feel like giving right now. Maybe if I like someone enough, I’d naturally do that. Maybe.                                                               So yeah. Them freaking out about me not freaking out about the whole relationship/marriage thing is actually, freaking me out. Gah.

Tokyo Hari 3 – Shinjuku+ Harajuku + Shibuya + Parti membuat soba?

Pemalasss! *tampar diri sendiri*

Dah dekat setaun tak habes2 lagi update pasal tokyo nih =.=

Ok sambung. Hari ketiga kami bercadang nak gi 3 tempat yang semua dekat2 (tip entah kali ke berapa: make sure tempat korang gi tu kalau boleh within reach from one another. Macam Shinjuku, shibuya dengan harajuku ni memang satu laluan train je. Kalau nak jalan lagi boleh tambah ginza)

Memandangkan kami ada dengar pasal kostum pelik2 yang orang pakai kat harajuku (kalau boleh, pegi weekend sebab time tu baru budak2 sekolah ni keluar dengan kostum + mekap derang) maka kami pun dengan bangganya memakai kostum rasmi Malaysia. Ahaks. Tak tahan pakai kebaya kat tokyo. Silap tak pakai kain songket skali~

Shinjuku ni basically district yang banyak bangunan office, shopping complex dan segala jenis makhluk konkrit. 

Misi kami pada hari tersebut ialah nak cari kedai takoyaki (octopus balls) bernama Gindako, seperti yg diuar-uarkan oleh orang hostel. Cari punya cari, jumpa jugak akhirnya! Weee~ Gembira gila jumpa kedai takoyaki macam terjumpa air terjun pulak :P 

Sedap oh! Dia ada francise di tempat lain jugak so 3 kali kami makan takoyaki kat tokyo. Hihi.

Then terjumpa barang rare kat jepun! Durian! Wohoo tapi mahal nak mamp. Sebiji rm200 jahhhh..ko mampu??

Kawan aku beli pic gemuk2 kat sini then kami nak train pegi harajuku pulak.

Sesampai je Harajuku station, tiba2 hujan. Maka orang2 berkostum pun lari :( alaa...Dapat tangkap gambar minah ni je,tu pon curik2..

Ada nampak seorang mamat memakai kasut tinggi wedges 5 inchi tp tak sempat tangkap gmbr (plus aku tkut since muka dia mekap tebal mcm hantu,uhuh)

Keluar dari stesen Harajuku je terus nampak Takeshita Dori, the most famous street kat Harajuku! Time ni dah start hujan dan amazingly byk yg ada payung. difahamkan orang Jepun mmg keep track weather forecast,jadi kalau forecast nak hujan depa bawak payung siap2..

Seraya meredah hujan, aku terpempan, terpesona, terkaku, terkesima dan semua di atas tatkala melihat kedai yg jual jpop stuffs (fyi aku gila jpop) ntahpapa je kan dah tua2 pun nak minat ikemen =.= nak buat camne hati dan perasaan tak dapat ditipu. Eceh.

Nishikido Ryo is everywhere! my poor, fragile fangirl heart! terpaksa beli jugak beberapa souvenir...terpaksa.. :P

Kat sini jugak kami buat purikura! Woot terus gambar comey tahap gadis anime! Mata nak besar, pipi nak blushing..Patut la gadis jepun comey2 blaka..

Then jalan2 sekitar shopping district..kalau nak cari baju ala2 jepun yg murah boleh carik kat sini sebab target group dia students so memang affordable. Aku beli baju harga rm40+ kat sini. Paling murah la aku jumpa lepas tengok kat kedai di Ueno/Shinjuku. But be prepared..baju-baju dia ada yang agak pelik..in fact, er.."pelik" is an understatement..

Masuk2 satu kedai ni nama dia wooden doll..kyaa~! kedai ni sume assistant ikemen (pretty boys) hokey! Nak tnye bpe harga pun blushing..haha bengong..sempat snap satu gmbr salah sorang ikemen. Gatai :P

Then off to last destination, Shibuya. Tempat ni menjadi tmpt wajib pegi kalau kat Tokyo..Shibuya crossing ni kiranya mcm times square kat New York la.memang happening habis. Kitorang masuk gak Shibuya 109,shopping complex paling femes kat Tokyo tapi tengok je la..harga mahal nak mamp!

Hachiko statue.aku sebenarnya tak pernah tgk filem hachiko pasal anjing dengan tuan dia ni, jadi kurang sikit rasa sentimental. Kawan aku la gembira gila dapat jumpa patung ni.

Masa kat Shibuya ni dah start hujan lebat..makanya kami pun segera pulang. Sesampai kat Ueno station,tengok berita baru kami tau yang hujan tu sebenarnya tempias ribut..cuak seketika..

Then sampai Toco, tengok2 ramai gila orang tgh parti. Depa ni tiap2 malam parti. Haha. Tapi harini lagi meriah sebab derang buat homemade soba. Lenyek pakai kaki you~ Lepas tu potong2 dan rebus~

Kitorang sempat berkenalan dengan few foreigners kat sini. Sangat peramah. Memang ambience yang sangat2 best =)

Till then! Hari keempat: Asakusa + Odaiba