The Great [mis]adventure of BeeBob - 1

single = loser??

Nak mencarut x baik sebab bulan pose (padahal bulan x pose pun x baik mencarut =.=) tp aku mmg x buleh ah kalo orang nak kaitkan org single ni dengan losers. why?? just because we're happy being alone (read: not LONELY. alone.) and you can't, then we're the losers?

FYI,

1. Single people are HOT.
Rihanna. Anne Hathaway. JLO. full stop. well ok x full stop lagi aku blom abeh cakap. this is 21st century la..bukan zaman2 sume org gelabah bile 16 tahun blom kawin. therefore, byk je org2 yg hot tp single because they are stable financially and emotionally. (ahem aku x ckp aku hot ye. org2 lain la seperti ar...em...hanis zalikha! hot oh..)


2. Single people can FLIRT.
Jika orang dah kapel ditangkap sedang flirt dengan orang lain, maka..

Orang2 single flirt? Apa ada hal~

3. Single people are FREE.

Bukan percuma =.= Free to make choices. Kalo ade yg dapat pasangan king/queen control, jangankan baju yg ko pakai, perisa eskrem pon kalo boleh dier nak tolong pilihkan. We on the other hand, can just decide where/when/how/why we wanna do things without asking/worrying on other's opinion.

4. Single people are emotionally more STABLE.

"Apsal ko tak makan do?"
"Gadoh la...mane lalu makan.."
"Ooooo...." *om nom nom nom nom*

Contoh situasi yang memaksa golongan kapel berfikiran lebih serabut berbanding org single. bile dah ade balak/awek,hati org tu mau kena jaga. So fikiran pon mau kena lebih kritis. org single pike pasal diri sendiri dah cukop~

5. Single people can be SELFISH.

Couple: Your money is my money. My money is your money, No. Scratch that. My money is my money!

Single: MY money is MY money. hands off!

Well i'm not saying that selfishnes is good. But it is necessary at times. Especially at times when you don't feel like sharing.

No harm intended. Aku buat post ni bkn sbb nak kutuk org yg dah kapel. It's great that you've found someone in your life, we're happy for you. Aku just nk tekankan di sini yang WE SINGLE PEOPLE ARE HAPPY WITH OUR AWESOMENESS TOO TQVM.

alaah. tapir kalau mekap pun lawa.

Kalau tak mekap : "Apsal kosong gila muka ko weh? mcm kampung gila do~ g la tempek bedak sket oi~"

Kalau mekap : "Alah cantik mekap je buat ape. Kalo x mekap sure macam mak lampir."

Habesss tuu?? ko je la yang jelitha last2 kan???

Ssh do nak puaskan hati semua orang. pada pandangan aku, pompuan haruslah mekap sket. sekadar nak enhance ur feature. Pedulik lah org kate ko plastik ke hape. ape derang tolong bayarkan mekap ko ke?

Tapi xyah la nak hover sampai ke kedai runcit ah chong pun ko nak ketip bulu mata ngan tenyeh maskara sekilo kan~ (kecuali jika anda rozita che wan)

alkisah ramadhan.

Tadi aku g bazar ramadhan kt asia city...mak aihhh ghamaiii gilerr...ado kasik ayam golek pree ko apo??

Gigih jugak meredah lautan org sebab nak carik bubur lambuk ngan taufoofa...namun...nan hadooo... D':

Can't believe that I'm missing one of the simplest dishes in Ramadhan...guess i took it for granted before.. :(

selamat berpuasa :)

keji giler kan letak gambar makanan..hahahaha xleh marah..kang kurang pahala pose :P