15.5.13

How To Be Instantly Famous On The Net



It is not really difficult to achieve, really. all you gotta have is internet (duh) and courage. and a lil bit of bat shit craziness..

1. Register to Twitter. Make an outrageous comment on something/someone famous. Extra point for being racist/facist/sexist eg : "People got killed in Boston Marathon? Who cares? Lots of people die everyday!" #BostonMarathon
it's important to add trending hashtag to your comment so that people could bash you afterwards. Act nonchalant. That makes you even more famous.

2. Log on to Facebook and update your profile picture. Heavy makeup with duck face is a must. extra point for showing off your bewbs, ladies. approve everyone who requested to be your friends and don't forget to reply to their comments with cute ,bubbly words.

3. Go to Youtube and upload a video of you (heavily madeup,always) lip-syncing to any famous,latest song right now. make sure you remember all the lyrics and dance/pose as seductively as possible.

4. Make a keek account. Post anything and everything there. Make sure to always maintain the cute expression.

5. Threaten to kill yourself on the net. people will share your video in seconds!

Off to your star studded life! you're someone now! :D

p/s: uh please know that I'm joking. you're really bat-shit crazy if you take this seriously...
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